Ugh, breaking up is so hard, right?! The yelling, the crying, the splitting up of your possessions, deciding who gets the dog -- double ugh! Sometimes it’s just better to skip the whole thing and let the relationship fade away, right? Wrong! Double wrong! If you’re anything like me and have always had to fight women off with a stick that has a dagger taped on the end, you’ll know that ending a relationship doesn’t get any easier the longer you put it off. On the other hand, with the incredible change in technology that has occurred over the last 20 years, avoiding the breakup has gotten immensely easier. Why text your angry significant other back when you can just put your phone down and claim you never saw the text in the first place? Because bad habits are doomed to spread like scabies unless you crush them at their source, we culled the master advice of psychotherapist and relationship expert Dr. Wendy Walsh to teach you how to break up like a champ. Don’t ghost This met